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Monday, November 17, 2008

Random Thoughts of a Baby

Random Thoughts of a Baby

Have you ever wondered how and what babies think? More matured than what we think they are? Possibly. They just can’t say it in words or act on it. Give them a couple of months more and you’ll be surprised how smart they can get!

I wonder why Papa and Mama give each other an “it-is-your-turn” look when nappy starts smelling…

I wonder why people around me talk to me as if they understand me...

I wonder how Papa and Mama will feel when they’re forced to wear Bumble Bee and Lady Bug costume…

I wonder who are those little girls who come running to me just to kiss me and touch me and hug me …

I wonder why they rush to my rescue every time I cry with or without tears…

I wonder why Papa and Mama tiptoe at the sight of me lying in my cot…

I wonder why my plate and glass and utensils are different from theirs…

I wonder why I hear buzzing sounds of “shhhh” and “shhhh” as soon as I close my eyes…

I wonder why Mama puts on her headset when I start banging my toys together…

I wonder where are those people who volunteer to cuddle and embrace me outdoors, I need them at 2 in the morning…

I wonder why Mama always almost looks sickened every time she changes my nappy with poo...

I wonder why things start disappearing that there is nothing I can grab anymore…

I wonder why every time I grasp onto something Papa is always on the lookout…

I wonder what good does it get to keep me belted on my car seat, pram, portable chair & rocker…

I wonder what these hard little things sticking out through my gums, I’ve got 6 of those now…

I wonder how that soft thingy makes me sleepy when inserted into my ear…

I wonder why every time I wake up I find my finger & toe nails shorter than they were…

I wonder when will I be able to cross over my playpen because I feel trapped in here…

I wonder when I can play with Papa’s notebook without him shoving my hands…

I wonder who is that old lady taking care of me when Papa and Mama go to work…

I wonder why bath time is not everyday…

I wonder what those cuddly bears are doing in my cot, I am running out of space…

I wonder why I often get forced to drink milk or eat food when I am neither thirsty nor hungry…

I wonder why Mama freaks out when I make a sudden pee burst while she changes my nappy…

I wonder why Papa and Mama suddenly tone down their voices when they see me looking and listening to them…

I wonder when I can get myself out of the pram without anybody’s help…

I wonder why I am restricted to come closer to the huge tree with lights and balls around it (must be the forbidden tree) inside the house…

I wonder why people gather around me and take turns in cradling me in their arms…

I wonder why pictures of me are everywhere in Papa and Mama’s room…

I wonder why no matter how I say it they never understand me…

I wonder why they seem to celebrate my learning of new things like giving a high five and doing close-open…

I wonder which is my real name: Pogi or David…




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A perfect example of minority rule is a baby in the house.

-- Milwaukee Journal
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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

my little david, there are a lot more to wonder about as you grow up.
tita ninang

Parents' Chronicles said...

I know, i know ... so I have to brace myself. :-)

Anonymous said...

Baby David: " I wonder how i learn that my pacifier will calm me down everytime i feel like crying... " (hihihi)

love you baby david!
tita dang :)

Parents' Chronicles said...

Absolutely Dang! David's dummy a.k.a. pacifier is the perfect PACIFIER. :-) Ciao, pAm