The ABC's of Pregnancy

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By far the only welcomed physical assault a woman

can ever get is the kick from the inside.

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The ABC's of Pregnancy

What I Miss ABout Being Pregnant .....

A – Antenatal classes
B – Bloated belly and baby showers
C – Cutting back on junk food
D – Daddy kissing my tummy and cutting my toenails
E – Evening (not morning) sickness
F – Frequent trips to the loo
G – Going gaga over David Beckham, Roger Federer and Dingdong Dantes
H – Healthy (healthiest ever!) lifestyle
I – Increased clumsiness and absent-mindedness
J – Jaunts to maternity clothes shops
K – Kicks and somersault baby movements
L – Leg cramps
M – Minimal share of household tasks
N – Not being able to lie on my stomach
O – Oversized undies
P – Pregnancy flabs
Q – Queen bee treatment
R – Round-the-clock food cravings
S – Sleepyhead, stomach rumblings and swelling in ankles, feet and hands
T – Train seat offers from gents and ladies (and even oldies!)
U – Ultrasound scans of baby at the doctor’s clinic every visit
V – Vanished vanity and vigorous ventures
W – Wild and technicolor dreamworld
X – Xtreme mood swings from weepy to volatile
Y – Yo-yo treatment on emotions (and scares on contractions, waters break & epidural)
Z – Zzzzzz’s and heaps and heaps of it